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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...After spending a several days circling around the Indian Ocean trying to find an off ramp, the pirate ship has finally found the exit and has been heading toward it's next destination. Sorry to say, it's a bit colder than the crew would like but such is life. We're PIRATES! We can handle anything. Okay, almost anything. Cold weather is one thing we don't like... As the ship sails across the ocean back to to a European country who's name makes no sense whatsoever (The Netherlands? How many lands make up this Nether region anyway? And, NETHERlands - We won't even ask... Dutchies - go fig...) Captain Isa realizes they're hunting down an Irisher so we need to head to Swords instead. "Captain... I don't think we're going to find the Birthday Girl in Swords anymore." "Rubbish! No self-respecting Irisher would be anywhere except Swords. Consider the name - Swords - has a ring to it." "Captain... I think we were on the right track when headed to The Netherlands." "Rubbish! Rumor has it the Giggler is still somewhere on the outskirts of Dublin." "Captain..." And with that, the crew navigates up the River Liffey to look for The Giggler...

Sorry to say, after days of searching, the Captain realizes the crew was correct and The Giggler was, indeed, stuck in some odd place called The NetherRegions. Finally finding their way out of the River Liffey, the crew steers the ship navigates up the Amsterdam-Rhine Canal to Utrecht... Upon arrival and debarkation, the crew sings once again...

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonder birthday filled with Arjan, Fred, friends and lots of Bailey's!!!!!!!!!!!!! No birthday is complete without a bottle of Bailey's!!!!! Enjoy and we raise a glass to you!!!

...As the crew does it's "now running for the closest pub" routine, Captain Isa actually follows behind and hopes she finds one with a bartender who actually has a bottle of Baileys (preferably mint) available for consumption....

2. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

.............and in a flash of extremely bright green, tinged with a bit of Dutch orange, accompanied by the entire cast of the new hit Broadway musical "Ja, I'm Dutch, Care For A Bailey's Sailor", comes Admiral Beerman, clad only in a very stylish pair of Hans Brinker ice skates......

Halloooooooo, Miss Giggles, it is I, Beeman, here to weesh you many Happies on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. Yaaaaayyyyyy. Please to forgive beerthday suit, but the skates are all I am able to make grab from hold of Beerthday Pirate Sheep. Yes, I am thanking you for pointing out that it is cold out. Since Beerman is in NetherRegions, it is seeming only appropriate. So, please to accept this Happy Day song, sung by entire choir of hit new Broadway musical "Ja, I'm Dutch,Care For A Bailey's Sailor"....

Ja, we are making sing Happy Beerthday
and see how cold we are making
yes, penises are very tiny
but see how we are skating
nice to see warm is heinie
We make Happy at you
and is good neither Arjan or Fred is complaining

Ta Daaaaaaa!!!!! Is good yes? As well, please to make accept this very huge dish of boiled potatoes and ham on a stick. Now, please to excuse please, but Arjan and Beerman will soon to be embroiled in deep political discussion on state of world politics. Rum all around!!!!!

...and in a ridiculously bright flash of green and orange light, Beerman and Arjan retire to the ship for more drinks and perhaps some clothing for Beerman......

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!


Hope you have a wonderful day.

4. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1162 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday, Nikki! Hope you have a great day!

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Nikki

Hope you get lots of BIRTHDAY pressies and get spoiled loads and loads - have a great day hun

Heather xx

6. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Nikki! Do you have big plans?

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday, Nikki!!! Have a fantastic day! xoxoxo

8. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5642 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Nikki! Enjoy your day!

9. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Nikki, you rock.

May your birthday be a memorable one.

10. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3891 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, hope you have a great time :)