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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...having narrowly escaped Arif trying to give back all the lovely pets he received as gifts from the captain and crew, the pirate ship made a hasty retreat back to Beeristan. For several weeks everyone has been able to hang out at the beach bar, frolic in the sand, collect coconuts and just relax. But, the frolicking has come to an end as the boisterous band of pirates must embark on another adventure...

"Alright crew, grab your winter wear Don't forget your wool socks and boots. It's cold where we're headed." "Captain, can't we just stay here and send the Martini Blimp to fetch the birthday girl?" "No, we can't. That wouldn't be fair now would it?!" "Sure it would. She likes coconuts. The beach bar is stocked with lots of Bailey's. We could even make a cheesecake." "That's all well and good matey, but there's a rumor there's a special event happening and our help is needed." Captain, it's cold there. We aren't going!" "Listen up crew, stop whining! How would you all like to pillage a few jewelry stores? There are lots of sparklies... I know how much you all like sparklies..." And with that the crew begin chanting "SPARKLIES" and don their winter wear, including the socks and boots. "Captain, can we still take the Martini Blimp?" "Yes, we can take the Martini Blimp. Hurry with those boots or we'll be late!"

After hours in the air, the blimp and the bundled up crew find their destination. Seems a local resident (through his connections with the traffic department) timed all of the stop lights to create a landing strip. The Utrechtians weren't overly thrilled about that, but hey, it's not their birthday now is it! Soon the Captain and crew disembark. As they march through town looking for jewelry stores to pillage, they happen to spy the birthday girl with a very tall blonde gentleman. "Captain, is that who we think it is? Has he really popped THE question?" "I don't know for sure, Maties, but it does appear they are ring shopping doesn't it." Quickly, the crew enters the shop and well, do what they do best. Help pick out sparklies and sing...

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond on my finger!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (Dec. 20th) filled with family, friends, lots of Baileys, cheesecake, and that you find exactly what you are looking for. Something sparkly!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...While the crew helps Nikki decide... Well, more like stuffing their pockets with gems while the shop clerk is distracted, Captain Isa heads off to find a Baileys Bar...

2. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

..............and in a flash of orange and blue light, complementing the Dutch National color scheme, and accompanied by the entire workforce of the Irish Baileys brewing committee all dressed in their finest "Kiss Me I'm Irish" speedos, comes Beerman, himself bedecked with a massively luxuriant chestwig colored green............

Halllooooooooooo, Miss Gigglers, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! It is so nice that you would make accompany Mr. Arjan on a jewelry thing shopping adventure. Is about time the man had a ring of his own. Maybe you make him nice necklace too out of Kroners folded into chain-like shape.

For you, Beerman has very special gift. Is chosen special from Beerman Special Fashion Collection of wife and husband items. Please to accept this bright green speedo wedding dress, complete with 237,000 cm train and attachable massively luxuriant chestwig attachment thing for to make Happy on night of big event. Is come complete with instruction manual on "How To Make Happy With Massively Luxuriant Chestwig On Night Of Big Event, Volume 1". Plus, as extra special gift, after many minutes of discussion with representatives of country, Beerman gives to you and Mr. Person the country of Italy. The House of Beerman Fashion Studios will make special flag for you, and you may have this special gavel for to make rule in country. The Irish Baileys brewing committee has made special pledge to build new Baileys factory in basement of your new castle, with special soundproofed walls so you are not make hear of all labor going on.

Beerman must now discuss with Mr. Person geo-political ramifications of eventual defeat of Dutch National Footie Team by American National Footie Team in upcoming FIFA tournament. Here Mr. Person, please to have beer and make discuss.

.........and in yet another blinding flash of orange and blue light, Beerman fetches two beers from refrigerator, leaving the Irish Baileys brewing committee to assist the pirates in pillaging the local stores of jewelry items......

3. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3891 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, hope you have a lovely day. :)

4. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Nikki the Giggler!!!

Hope you have a great one today!

5. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Nikki !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Hope u have a gr8 one !!!!!

6. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5642 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Nikki. May it be a memorable one

7. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Wahoo!! Congrats Nikki!! Hope it (was) a great one!!

8. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Thank you all !!! It was a really good one though admittedly it started with a sore head and blurred eye sight after partying into the wee hours ;-) ......... and the sparkly has been ordered and it totally cute..........

9. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

My birthday whises are late, but I'm glad to hear you had a good time.

10. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

I am, as usual, terribly late. Happy belated birthday, Nikki! Glad to know you had a memorable time.