...Having taken back control of the Martini Blimp and confiscating four sets of golf clubs to add to their collection, the Captain and crew set a course to a place not so far away. Those four sets of clubs was exactly the number needed so the whole crew can now play without having to share.
"Okay mateys, we can take a leisurely flight to to the next destination. We could probably even get in a round or two of golf before the celebration begins." "Captain, we're that close to our next stop? No using the time warpy thingy?" "Nope, no need to warp anywhere. Just keep an eye open for the closest course around Liverpool."
After finding said course and putting in 36 holes, the gang heads into Liverpool to find the birthday boy. "How will we know when we've found him, Captain?" "He'll be the one reading all the "How to be a Dad" baby books." "He's pregnant? I didn't think that was possible?" "No, HE'S not pregnant, his wife is. Though, I'm sure he had something to do with. Just a hunch. Now, let's head for the baby book store. I'm sure we'll find him wandering the aisles."
As the crew scours the book stores, they also raise their voices in some sort of melody...
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap, clap)
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it:
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap, clap)
If you’re happy and you know it tap your toe. (tap tap)
If you’re happy and you know it tap your toe. (tap tap)
If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
If you’re happy and you know it tap your toe. (tap tap)
If you’re happy and you know it nod your head. (nod nod)
If you’re happy and you know it nod your head. (nod nod)
If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
If you’re happy and you know it nod your head. (nod nod)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonderful day (May 24th) filled with family, friends, skipping the lamaze class for 24 hours, lots of pressies and cake!!!!!
...Being thoroughly worn out from all the travel and time warping, the captain and crew finally just hit the local pub for a barrel of rum...