...Now that there have been a few days since the May Birthday Madness, the Captain and crew have been able to climb back aboard the pirate ship. Gathering up the first birthday guest is a piece of cake because she lives in the vicinity. The Captain has also stock-piled every known remedy, including lots and lots of rum, because she knows the birthday guest suffers from motion sickness just at the mention of water. Thankfully, there have been calm seas and the rum has taken care of the rest. Due to the distance and some rather nasty events in the Gulf of Mexico, the Captain has sent the Martini Blimp to collect the second birthday guest. Because it is a joint celebration, the party will be taking place on the Island of Beeristan...
As usual, the ship has arrive before the Martini Blimp. The ship's navigator used the 1786 nautical maps while the Martini Blimp took the GPS. One of these days someone is going to figure out how the GPS works, but today is not the day. It seems the blimp made an unexpected stop on Peleliu. Realizing their mistake, with only a few hours to spare, the blimp takes off again and sets the controls to overdrive. Can't be late for this party!
"Captain, shouldn't the blimp be here by now?" "Aye Matey, but if my ears don't deceive me, I think I hear it approaching now!" "Captain. It's a blimp and doesn't make any noise." "Matey, where do you think all of that music is coming from? I can hear the samba beat." "Captain, I think you're referring to the music down at the beach bar. We had to occupy the birthday girl with something other than just rum." "Good point, Matey." And with that, both the Captain and mate catch a glimpse of the blimp on the horizon...
"Okay crew, is everything ready to go? I know we normally hold these celebrations up by the quarters but the beach bar seemed the better venue." "Yes Captain, we're ready whenever the birthday persons are here." "Well, we're in luck because the blimp just landed and here they come down the beach! Queue the band!"
And, with that, the you know what begins...
Ole! Ole! It's Showtime!
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you!
If we weren't in the show starting right away,
We'd be in the audience too
All together!
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
The boys in the back are kamikaze
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can
The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the Tiki Room birds are here every day
Our show is delightful we hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on the lady's hat
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
HAPPY BIRTHDAYS HEATHER AND KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you both have a wonderful day (June 7th) filled with family, friends, lots of cocktails, really cool pressies and everything else your hearts may desire. Okay, I know what Beerman's will bring but I'm not tellin' just yet...
...With the party in full swing, the Captain wanders off to see if there is any food left from the buffet she didn't mention above. Finding none, she wanders back to the beach bar for another round of Tiki Tiki Tiki Room and a bottle of rum...
[ Edit: Edited on 06-Jun-2010, at 11:21 by Isadora ]
